Out of work turntablists might enjoy an advantage within some of the following occupations:
Sandpapering the tops of telegraph poles ( it’s all in the wrists ) .
Washing dinner plates (two at a time, tap & temperature controls in the middle).
Rotund buttock massaging & hubcap cleaning ( again, that two for one upper hand ).
Merry go round operators.
Assistant in vintage vinyl museums.
High speed flicking through filing cabinet drawers.
Or changing lightbulbs.
How many Djs does it take to change a lightbulb? 20.
One to select the wattage which best suits the mood of the room,
One to rifle through the bootleg lightbulbs to find one that works,
One to flicker the light switch back and forth,
And seventeen to liase with the people lining up to find out which brand of lightbulb they are using.